Sunday, April 1, 2012

Breaking News

Diablo IV has been announced and will be out next year. New features including clicking based gameplay, the ability to play as a demon and the option to disable clicking based gameplay. Four classes have already been announced including the Poetry Slam Master, the Horny Drunkard and the Fat Cretin Who Writes a Videogame Based Blog.

In other news the next SimCity will be a much more hands on game and in order to generate new sims you will have to force them to breed. In order to do this you will need to build things such as the candle store, record shop and provide sufficient paracetamol to avoid any headaches, some sims will require ibuprofen as a substitute.

Finally EA have announced that they will never release DLC for any of their upcoming releases, there will not be any special editions nor will they include any DRM for any of their future games. The announcement caused a huge surge in their share price and various hacking outfits announced that they will never hack another EA title should these policies stand.

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