Ashes Cricket 2013 [Windows]

Ashes Cricket 2013 is in contention for one of the worst games of all time. The game was released on Steam on the 22nd of November and then pulled on the 26th, for being too buggy and straight up terrible. Now it has been reported that the game has been cancelled by publisher 505 Games, though it seems to me that it is still unclear if the whole project is cancelled, or if they will send the developer Trickstar, back to the drawing board. Trickstar are an Australian developer based in Melbourne, so it is particularly sad to see them drop the ball on this one. Anyway, what is this game actually it like?

The graphics are just atrocious, the models look like something from years ago. The crowd just stand around with their hands in their pockets. The animations are shocking, sometimes a player will throw the ball backwards which looks pretty hilarious but I'm sure was not what was intended. At least they managed to get all the sponsorship signs on the stands, I guess. The music is alright but the commentary makes no sense most of the time. They will tell me how the batsmen was terrible to miss that ball, even though it's called a wide, plus it gets quite repetitive.

Where the hell are his eyes?

The controls are terrible and there is no explanation of them nor is there any customization. If you are going to play with a keyboard you need to go here to learn the keys. Yes in order to learn the keys to play the game you have to go to a third party website. I can't even imagine what they are thinking. If you play with a controller be prepared to use the keyboard and then the controller in no specific order and for no logical reason. Like all cricket games you need to learn the right timing and placement of your shots and bowls but honestly I have no inspiration to want to learn it in this game. Without a tutorial to get you started you are left alone to figure it out and with an option to see the controls in the game you have to alt-tab out to your browser. What a frustrating mess.

Even if the game does re-release without a single bug it's still going to be just a simple cricket game. You get to play 20-twenty matches, ODIs or tests, which is fine but there is no career mode or anything off the beaten track. Don Bradman Cricket 14, which had a little preview in Melbourne on the 7th of November, is going to have a full career mode where you can work your way up through the ranks and it looks like they are actually going to take the time to put out a finished game. I give this abortion of a game 2/10.