Clumsy Ninja [iOS]

Clumsy Ninja is a pay-to-not-wait style game which puts you in charge of training a ninja and yes, he is clumsy. The ninja's sister has disappeared after fighting a mysterious villain and it is up to you to train him hard enough to get her back. It plays more like a virtual pet simulator than anything else.

The bulk of the game is spent training your ninja in one of four mini games. The first is a trampoline and in terms of gameplay this one is pretty boring. You have to slide the trampoline back and forth to keep him from falling off and slowly he will learn how to do new moves. Next up is punching bag training. I feel this one is fairly satisfying to watch but you don't really do anything but hold up the bag for him. Then you have my favourite mini game where you throw various things at your ninja like watermelons or basketballs and he has to learn to defend them. Lastly is the practice dummy. You don't do anything with the practice dummy except put it back in the ring if the ninja knocks out it. I wish the game was a bit more interactive.

Then you have the "Fun Stuff" section which includes some other training options and some general silliness. You get things like balloons and boxes, potions that make your ninja do a variety of silly things like get really dizzy or spin uncontrollably. You can combine some of these items with the training tools for some interesting results. For example, I set up a ninja tower from the fun stuff section, put the ninja on top and had him jump down onto the trampoline. Watching the ninja go flying after bouncing off the trampoline was pretty funny to me and this game really aims to be humourous. However it mostly falls short from my perspective but kids are bound to love it's simple slapstick comedy. One of the oddest attempts at humour is the basketball hoops you get. These will provide experience to your ninja every time you shoot him through a hoop.

In app purchases are handle by ways of buying coins or gems, plus there is also a "Holiday Box" purchase too. $2.99 AUD is the cheapest option you can buy which I think is a little silly. A dollar is about all I would want to spend on a game like this personally and there isn't that option. Coins and gems allow you to buy new equipment or recharge the equipment you already have. Once you have used a piece of equipment with the ninja a timer will start showing you how long you have before you can use it. You can get a lot of this game for free though because instead of paying to wait for some items to recharge you can watch a video, tweet or post to Facebook about the game. The Holiday Box adds a snow filled world with various activities set to coincide with winter in the Northern Hemisphere. 

The graphics, sounds and music of this game are all top notch. The way the clumsy ninja is animated is quite outstanding. Though at times he seems like a simple rag doll, as he learns new moves he gets a lot more interesting. At first when you throw him up into the air he will just collapse in a heap but eventually he learns to land like a ninja pro, which looks really cool. Whilst you can't flaw this game for its aesthetics, it's such a shame that more time wasn't spent on the gameplay. All the mini games are too simple and whilst there is some connectivity between training apparatuses it is very limited. To sum it all up, if you are looking for a ninja pet to keep and sometimes play with this is a good option. Just don't expect it to keep your interest for long 6.9/10.