Lazy Sarcastic Reviews Part 4

Nimble Quest [Android, iOS] One of the best takes on the snake game, a pity it comes over 30 years (yes that's right) too late 4/10.

Defender of Texel [Android, iOS] Definitively proves that Google and Apple really have no standards on what they allow on their stores -1 googol/10.

 LEGO Ninjago [Android, iOS] Terrible controls mix with terrible product placement to create a terrible game, proves that sometimes the sum of all parts does not create something greater 0/14.